A bastion of hypermasculine piety, home to the House of Muscle, where Easton's steroidal sages dispense wisdom between sets.
An adversarial twin to Pex 'n' Quads, this hypertrophic gymnasium is managed by the sanguine Gilles de Pantalon Rouge and his torturous compliance team. The text outlines a culture of paranoia, creepy massage therapy, and Byzantine pension fund entanglements. It is a shrine to masculinist delusion, where deltoids and dread multiply unchecked.
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Odour Issues
Amoeba Dick